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Actual Children’s Answers to The Question “What Is Love?”

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” - Chrissy, age 6 

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” - Terri, age 4

“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” - Danny, age 7

“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.” - Emily, age 8

“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” - Bobby, age 7

“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,” - Nikka, age 6

“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” - Noelle, age 7

“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” - Tommy, age 6

“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.” - Cindy, age 8

“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.” - Clare, age 6

“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” - Elaine, age 5

“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.” - Chris, age 7

“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” - Mary Ann, age 4

“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.” - Lauren, age 4

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” - Rebecca, age 8

“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” - Karen, age 7

“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” - Jessica, age 8

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WE MADE SUPER HERO POT PIES - YOU CAN TOO!

(We multiplied the servings to make the 5 so we used about 4 cans of soup and mixed veggies accordingly.)

1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed cream of potato soup

1 (15 ounce) can mixed vegetables,drained (we used frozen veggies, its all the same.)

1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper

2 (9 inch) frozen prepared pie crusts,thawed

1 Morning Star Chik’n strips (optional)

1 egg, lightly beaten

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Directions MUTHAFUCKA:

1. Preheat that shit to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C).

2. In a big fuckin bowl, combine potato soup, mixed vegetables, and black pepper. Also line bottom of pie tins with crusty shit.

3. Spoon filling into bottom pie crust. Cover with top crust, and crimp edges to seal. Slit top crust and decorate those bitches, and brush with a beat up egg if you feelin’ gangsta.

4. Bake for 40 minutes. Remove from oven, and cool for 10 minutes before serving.

5. Eat the shit outta those pies, freeze the ones you don’t use so you can have a nice lunch later without having to make shit all over again. (I reheated mine at 400 degrees for about 35 mins (depending on your oven).

ENJOYYYY

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